chat with me!

gonna watch Neighbors :)

trisigmadani is my name on kik :)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via oneheartwamillionvoices)

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

(via nopewhynopewhy)