- student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
- uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
- scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
- us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
when you feel the first cramp
dont trust pictures of girls because i can go from this
in 0.6 seconds
dont trust us boys either
I JUST REALLY LIKE THIS POST BECAUSE THEY ACKNOWLEDGING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE AND PEOPLE DON’T DO THAT ENOUGH
do you ever start your period and think
"well that explains a lot"